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A Bronzed Rat
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display, he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. He's so intrigued by it that he asks the shop owner what it costs.
"Twelve dollars for the rat, sir," says the
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