Posted by:
contessa
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: Elderly Couple Getting Married
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>>>> Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida,
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>>>> are all excited about their decision to get married. They
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>>>> go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they
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>>>> pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
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>>>> *Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
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>>>> The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
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>>>> *Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
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>>>> Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
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>>>> *Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
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>>>> Pharmacist: "All kinds."
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>>>> *Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
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>>>> Pharmacist: "Definitely."
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>>>> *Jacob: "How about supositories?"
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>>>> Pharmacist: "You bet!"
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>>>> *Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and alzheimers?"
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>>>> Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
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>>>> *Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
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>>>> Parkinson's disease?"
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>>>> Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
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>>>> *Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
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>>>> Pharmacist: "We sure do."
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>>>> *Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
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>>>> Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
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>>>> *Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
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>>>> Pharmacist: "Sure.."
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>>>> **Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
TGIF.....
Contessa
(laughter is good for the heart and soul!)
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