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Thursday funny..just had to post this
Posted by: Barbara1 (Moderator)
Date: January 29, 2009 12:01PM

A man dies and goes to hell.

There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to Holland Hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Holland devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA Hell, as well as the French Hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the Holland hell; then he comes to the St. Maarten Hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The St. Maarten devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

"Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work.

The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.

And, on top of it, the St. Maarten devil used to be a Civil Servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business."


HEHEHE ...FOR ONCE IT PAYS TO BE A ST. MAARTENER!!

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Re: Thursday funny..just had to post this
Posted by: irina (---.mia.bellsouth.net)
Date: January 29, 2009 05:49PM

GeBe ran out of fuel, the nails are at the harbour and the Devil used to work at Island Receiver's office. Or SVB!

Cheers
i

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Re: Thursday funny..just had to post this
Posted by: Tabba Khady (Moderator)
Date: January 30, 2009 08:17AM

>grinning smiley<>grinning smiley<>grinning smiley< LOL... this is true and realistic!
In fact the Devil's "private business" is to sells nails !... LOL

Kind Regards,
Philippe



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Re: Thursday funny..just had to post this
Posted by: Barbara1 (Moderator)
Date: January 30, 2009 08:47AM

you two are too funny! spinning smiley sticking its tongue out

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Re: Thursday funny..just had to post this
Posted by: BIGDENX (---.61.8.67.cfl.res.rr.com)
Date: January 31, 2009 03:34PM

Hey!

Not totally related but...I wonder if any kids live upstairs over 7 Alive...

Last piece of railing must be in next month's container...





Denis

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Re: Thursday funny..just had to post this
Posted by: irina (---.mia.bellsouth.net)
Date: January 31, 2009 06:01PM

Wow! They painted 7 Alive? LOL
Did they fix the potholes in front? My friends
in SXM dump a bag of self leveling cement in the holes and pour water in it.
Works every time!
cheers
irina

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Re: Thursday funny..just had to post this
Posted by: John (---.nwrknj.east.verizon.net)
Date: January 31, 2009 06:09PM

Oh my God! I do hope there are no children living up there!

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Life is not a child's game of follow the Leader. Instead, life is more about finding one's own purpose in life....your life's plan, and then making a positive difference on earth.

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Re: Thursday funny..just had to post this
Posted by: BIGDENX (---.61.8.67.cfl.res.rr.com)
Date: February 01, 2009 08:51AM

Yeah...potholes as ever...the things you see waiting for the bridge ! D.

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