The Grandma Test

I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the
item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

'Why?' my Granddaughter
asked.

'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been,
it's dirty, and probably has germs,' I replied.

At this point, my granddaughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Grandma, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'

I was thinking quickly and said, "All Grandmas know this stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa'..

'Exactly,'I replied with a big smile on my face.
( only kidding,Grandpa's! )

When you're finished laughing, share this to another Grandma!


TGIF.....Contessa