BARB the weather girl will love this !

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.

During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.

Looking ahead to Boxing Day and the New Year, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next year, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left after Christmas will be the bone.

(FROM THE WEB, Nov. 28)

Very cute! Thank you Hippy Dippy weather man for a wonderful forecast.

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