> After examining his elderly patient, the doctor
> asked the man, 'You appear to be in good health.
> Do you have any medical concerns you would like
> to ask me about?'
>
> 'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I
> have lemonade I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have lemonade
> with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.'
>
> After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said,
> 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any
> medical concerns that you would like to discuss with
> me?'
>
> The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
> The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an
> unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and
> sweaty after having lemonade with you the first time, and
> then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you
> know why?'
>
> 'Oh that crazy old fart,' she replied.
> 'That's because the first time is usually in August and the second
> time is in January.'

TGIF.....Contessa

Very good! Thanks for the chuckle.

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