BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares th e vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the
necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is
lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals
with the situation.

Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces,
and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

(10) Everyone PRAISES and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.'

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women....

Bon Appetit!!!


>< TGIF.....Contessa

It's such a wonderfull world ! ><....

Kind Regards,
Philippe



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How true!
Only in my case "The Man" takes it off the grill, while still raw and "Moo-ing" and expects everyone to eat it that way! The woman puts the meat back on the grill, while that man drinks more beer and mutters, "What a way to ruin good meat" GO FIGURE!

In MY world, I don't even eat all the meat I prepare, I'm vegetarian!! Talk about the short end.......





Contessa

And in my world there are no woman in my kitchen!

Anonymous User Wrote:
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> And in my world there are no woman in my
> kitchen!


Vinnie...in my world no women in the kitchen either and that's fine with me I've never had it so good...



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bettenan from beautiful bucks county (pa)

I think we now need some BBQ recipes..