My nephew got married in SXM. They got married on the Dutch side, came over to the French side and had another ceremony on Orient @ Baywatch w/apps & drinks then had their reception at their hotel around the pool. It was WONDERFUL!! So, there are ways to do both. Get creative! Contessa
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Very funny, Barbara, I can relate... Have you ever had your husband tell you the phone is ringing or the doorbell is ringing? I have.....and it doesn't please me when that happens!! I don't want to male-bash, but what is it with men?? There are times..... Contessa
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Barbara.....so sad. Thanks for sharing! Contessa
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Denis.....now THAT'S funny!!>< Contessa
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. As they pass the beer cooler the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, so he begrudgingly return
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Geez, Denis, sounds like you've already got it down to bones! I must admit I do enjoy a fine dinner @ Bistrot Caraibes!! My weakness because it's not just the food it's the entire experience. Plus, I get to see those adorable boys!! Don't think I'd give that up, but would another fine dining. We're not extravagant people under ordinary circumstances, so we don&
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What's the ONE thing you'd be willing to give while ON VACATION?? Mine: an $$$$ gourmet dinner or a $$$$ bottle of wine. Hmmm.....maybe a bling, too!! Geez, I hate to give stuff up...... Contessa
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Ditto. I go to the museum and admire the paintings but don't buy them!! Contessa
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Barbara, I've had 2 experiences with Dr. Van Osch and he is GREAT!! And a hottie! Contessa
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Melissa, many, many years ago when I was marketing hotels and resorts in the Caribbean, I tried to get some new accounts so, since I was in SXM I decided to 'cold call' some smaller hotels. My bible was the telephone book. Amazingly, the Seaman's Club was listed. After making my appointments with the other hotels I called the S.C. I received a very strange reaction to my, "
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An 80-year-old Scotsman goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?' I'm Scottish and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a wee glass of w
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Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, and all that you celebrate!! A Happy and Healthy New Year to All!! Contessa BTW....Barbara, nice outifit!!
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> > > According to the Alaska Department of Fish and > Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in > the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers > at the beginning of winter, usually late November to > mid-December. > > Female reindeer retain their antlers till after > they give birth in the spring. Therefore, a
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The sharing of marriage... The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and the
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Welcome, buddy!! >< Contessa
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><><>< Geesh.....it's been one of 'those' days so I didn't get a chance to read. I LMAO!! Thanks for the chuckles!! Contessa
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Here's a little fun quiz. I got 14 right..... HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! Contessa
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People who go to St.Maarten/St.Martin have a sense of humor, too! Well.....most of them..... Contessa
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A middle-aged woman Seemed sheepish as she Visited her gynecologist. 'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me.' 'This one's kind of strange...' 'Let me be the judge of that,' he doctor replied. 'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in
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We thoroughly enjoyed in Feb. Looking forward to another visit. Contessa
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> After examining his elderly patient, the doctor > asked the man, 'You appear to be in good health. > Do you have any medical concerns you would like > to ask me about?' > > 'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I > have lemonade I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have lemonade > with her the second time, I am usually c
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY......and many more!! Contessa
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> > When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.....so, I took her to a gas station..... and that's how the fight started.... ******************************************************************** > > I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her
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'Product Description: An Aussie classic! Honeycomb candy bars (Violet Crumble) go all the way back to 1913 and are a source of pride for any self-respecting Australian with a sweet tooth. Old-fashioned but still very popular! Violet Crumble imported from Australia.' I've never heard of it..... Contessa
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Rain, rain go away, Big Den wants to play!! Contessa
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Sensible Observations 1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.' --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: 'Take two aspirin' and 'Keep away from children.' --Author Unknown 3)
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An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, 'Where are you going?' He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.' She says, 'Why, are you sick?' He says, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.' Immediately th
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Oh, My.......so sad. Barbara must be going mad!! Hopefully, there's a good supply of wine, that's what I'd need being stranded in the house with hubby!!!>< Contessa
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Sounds like those Med students are working real hard!! Hopefully, no exams were being taken the next day. Contessa
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