A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that crap.’



TGIF..... Contessa

Thanks for the Friday morning chuckle. Very cute.

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Life is not a child's game of follow the Leader. Instead, life is more about finding one's own purpose in life....your life's plan, and then making a positive difference on earth.

Sheep lie,too.

to be more specific...:

This salesman takes a vacation out west. He's also a ventriloquist.
He sees an indian chief and decides to have a bit of sport.
He says, "Hey chief, that your dog over there?"
Chief says, "Uhg". Salesman says, "Mind if I talk with your dog?"
Chief says, "Dog no talk". So the salesman walks over to the dog and
says, "Hey dog, how's it going?" Then he throws his voice and has the
dog say, "Oh, pretty good, the chief don't kick me much..Not too bad"
The chief is impressed.
He says, "Hey chief, that your horse over there?"
Chief says, "Uhg". The salesman says, "Mind if I talk with your horse?"
Chief says, "horse no talk". So the salesman walks over to the horse and
says, "Hey horse, how's it going?" Then he throws his voice and has the
horse say, "Oh, pretty good, the chief don't ride me much..He feeds me
good..Not too bad"
Now the chief is convinced that this sales guy can REALLY talk to animals.
The salesman says, "Hey chief, that your sheep over there?"
The chief thinks for a bit and says, "Sheep lie".

Kind Regards,
Philippe



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Thanks,Philippe. I had forgotten that funny.

Augie;

I am an agnostic dyslexic who questions if there really is a dog.