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Sears Catalog.......
Posted by: contessa (
Date: March 06, 2009 06:48AM


Two hillbillys were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.

One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?'

The second one replies, 'Yup, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!'

The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'

The second hillbilly smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'

Three weeks later, the youngest hillbilly asks his friend, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?' The second hillbilly replies......


> 'No,but It shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!'grinning smiley

TGIF smileys with beer Contessa

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Re: Sears Catalog.......
Posted by: DanandPam (
Date: March 06, 2009 07:08AM


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Re: Sears Catalog.......
Posted by: John (
Date: March 06, 2009 07:15AM

Vry cute...thanks.


Life is not a child's game of follow the Leader. Instead, life is more about finding one's own purpose in life....your life's plan, and then making a positive difference on earth.

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Re: Sears Catalog.......
Posted by: LBI2SXM (
Date: March 06, 2009 10:44AM

LMAO! Made my Friday!

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