•You wake up face down on the pavement.
•You put your bra on backward and it fits better.
•You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
•You see the 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
•Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
•You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren’t any.
•You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city.
•Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
•You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don’t have a waterbed.
•Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.
•Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
•Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
•The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
•You wake up and your braces are locked together.
•You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.
•You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business.
•Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
•Your income tax check bounces.
•You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
•Your pet rock snaps at you.
•Your wife says, “Good morning, Bill” and your name is George.

Very good! Sounds like one of my days.

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Life is not a child's game of follow the Leader. Instead, life is more about finding one's own purpose in life....your life's plan, and then making a positive difference on earth.

Another bad day would be,if your friends and family are standing around admiring your new marble hat.

><><>< Geesh.....it's been one of 'those' days so I didn't get a chance to read. I LMAO!! Thanks for the chuckles!!


Contessa

Hey!

Post some pics of your Thanksgiving feast...I'll bet it's gonna be something awesome!

Happy Happy...

Denis