Cordes Remains in Custody [www.smn-news.com]

Conniver dogs?

Hey Pat!

Sorry you're not familiar with conniver dogs.

Conniver dogs, unlike cadaver dogs, are regularly employed by Police Forces around the world to intimidate suspects. The dogs are taught to "connive" i.e. spotting evidence that isn't there.

Unscrupulous trainers have been accused of using stupid and untrained dogs that react to other dogs leftovers and reacting like they found human remains. These dogs are usually sent to the kennels in shame after "finding" too many "remains" in a small area.

Conniver dogs, unlike cadaver dogs, have PHD's in dog psychology, usually from M.U.T.T., a prominent University in Cambridge, Mass.

A good conniver can demand upwards of $5000.00 per day, usually split between the owner and the Police Force trainer who hires the pair. They have been used for years in Mexico and their fame and notoriety is rapidly spreading throughout the Caribbean.

Most of your best connivers are either Borderlineliar Collies, Jerry Springer Spaniels or French Resistance Poodles.

Denis

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You really had me there for a minute!!!

Denis,

Now I get it - thanks for 'splainin' it, Oh mighty purveyor of the witty verbiage!! You've gotten my A.M. off to a good start!!

pat

OMG
you people are absolutely nuts!

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Den

I finally found a picture on Google of a conniver dog. Graduated Mange Come Lately from the Taco Stein Police K9 Academy he has shot through the ranks and has made detective. He excels in interogation using his patented nose in the crotch system to exact information from less than co-operative suspects.



I had the right to remain silent...but I didn't.

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Hey !

Great shot!

Well it must be working....the cops and detectives are flushing out the bad guys at a record rate.....

Lots feel safer already and I hear the "no go" bunch are booking reservations... I'm sure it's a few gangsta types with followers causing all the major aggravation.

BIGDEN

I want one of dem conniver dogs!

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It is expected that Frank Cordes will appear before the judge of instruction on Friday this week as he is still in police custody as the investigation continues.

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Frank Cordes gets another 8 days of detention.
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