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1. If I give back my timeshare who gets the stove burner covers I bought?

2. What kind of toilet tissue do they have at Pelican Resort; is it soft?

3. Do I get to keep the change I find in the seat cushion in my rental car?

4. Best beaches for pubic shavers in November....Help !

5. Which free clinic gives dengue fever shots, how much are they?

6. Going soon, what if all the overhead bins are filled?

7. Will the soda machines take Canadian quarters?

8. We have an appointment; what is the traffic like in Simpson Bay at 3 p.m. on Wednesday?

9. Can I get banana chocolate strawberry Ma Dou Dou at Food Express in Maho on Sunday?

10. Will my AT&T cell phone work on Tintamarre Island; how much per minute?



BIGDEN

you left a few out
when is it going to stop raining?
will it be raining in 2 weeks?

do people live in houses here?
do people speak English here?
the last 2 are usually asked by cruise ship passengers.

[barcann.livejournal.com]

LMAO! Ain't that the truth...

Thanks for the laughs.... if I can think of any others, I'll add but for now, I think that you both have them covered nicely!

Oh wait... here is one:

writer #1: With all this talk, I am so disgusted, I'm giving up going to the island!
writer #2: Well, I am so disgusted, I'm selling my timeshare tomorrow!
writer #1: I am so really really disgusted, I'm never going back to the island!
writer #2: I am so really really disgusted, I'm definitely selling my timeshare tomorrow!
writer #1: Hey writer #2, I'll see you on Orient in a few weeks!
writer #2: Yep, see ya there after I check into my timeshare!

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Life is not a child's game of follow the Leader. Instead, life is more about finding one's own purpose in life....your life's plan, and then making a positive difference on earth.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/12/2008 08:55PM by John.

love it!
one of the best ones I got was from someone who emailed me and asked if she could buy cabbage in the grocery stores because she was gonna make cole slaw or something while she was here. LOL

[barcann.livejournal.com]

We edited and deleted your comment because we do not allow name calling on this board. Or was your comment part of the top 10 list, but you should have been more specific in posting. Thanks for understanding,
Kind regards,
Philippe and Barbara



Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 10/13/2008 10:29AM by Barbara1.

Yes...that's another one to add to the list...lmao

[www.vrbo.com]

Life is not a child's game of follow the Leader. Instead, life is more about finding one's own purpose in life....your life's plan, and then making a positive difference on earth.

We edited and deleted this comment because this thread has nothing to do with crime on st. Maarten.
Kind regards,
Philippe and Barbara



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/13/2008 10:30AM by Barbara1.

One of my favourites is "can I bring meat to SXM." On SXM World class cuisine, and they want to brown bag it. Probably would bring a mate to an orgy. Oh yeah the prolific poster "some car rentals leave you stranded at the airport"

Ain't life grand?

I had the right to remain silent...but I didn't.

[burlingtonscwt.wordpress.com]

How about ,We're in a rush to get to Orient I need the bridge opening times. Or the posts about not wanting to spend money in the restaurants and just bringing with them there own food to cook.And the posts about if the water is safe to drink too.......................Did we forget to add the Which Rental car company post.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/13/2008 09:34AM by BobP.

I can understand someone wanting a recommendation for a rental (of anything), especially if they are new to the island, but the bickering...oh the bickering....as if these people have a share in the money! You see these rental people for 5 minutes (if at all) the whole trip and all of a sudden they're the greatest thing since sliced bread. All they are doing is providing a service. That is their job. It doesn't take much talent, just good business practice. A mere recommendation is all that is needed and without embellishment.

Praising a Chef for his wonderful dinner...now that is worth a great recommendation due to his awesome talent but praising a rental agent....? Sure makes me wonder where people's priorities lie.

[www.vrbo.com]

Life is not a child's game of follow the Leader. Instead, life is more about finding one's own purpose in life....your life's plan, and then making a positive difference on earth.

How many times has it been asked, "do topless women drink free?"

keep them coming! very funny!

[barcann.livejournal.com]

ou.. oou.. ooouuuuuu....I have another one!

Questioner: I would like to stay on the Dutch side of the island closest to activities, nightlife, and great restaurants. Can anyone suggest a good place to stay?

Answer 1: Stay on the French side... you can always drive at night
Answer 2: Stay on the French side... you don't really want nightlife, do you?
Answer 3: Stay on the French side... why would you want all that traffic?
Answer 4: Stay on the French side... There are no good restaurants on the Dutch side!
Answer 5: Stay on the French side... Why would you want to get robbed!
And then my all time favorite is...
Answer 6: Stay on the French side... then you can go nude!

Questioner: uhh....thanks I guess...

[www.vrbo.com]

Life is not a child's game of follow the Leader. Instead, life is more about finding one's own purpose in life....your life's plan, and then making a positive difference on earth.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/13/2008 01:23PM by John.

how about:
Should we bring alcohol with us?

[barcann.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! Yeah...How desperate is that!

[www.vrbo.com]

Life is not a child's game of follow the Leader. Instead, life is more about finding one's own purpose in life....your life's plan, and then making a positive difference on earth.