The Friendly Island Forum
- St.Maarten/St.Martin -

| hotels | villas | specials | maps | restaurants | more... |

Women Drivers.......moody smiley
Posted by: contessa (
Date: July 25, 2008 08:12AM

Looked over to my left and there was a woman in a
brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up
next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked
back she was halfway over in my lane, still working
on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me
so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked
the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion
of trying to straighten out the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my
legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined
the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected
an important call.

Darned women drivers ......

TGIF....Contessasmileys with beer

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Women Drivers.......moody smiley
Posted by: John (
Date: July 25, 2008 08:17AM

Good one!!! And what's even funnier is that it's actually the truth.


Life is not a child's game of follow the Leader. Instead, life is more about finding one's own purpose in life....your life's plan, and then making a positive difference on earth.

Options: ReplyQuote

Your Name: 
Your Email: 
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically. If the code is hard to read, then just try to guess it right. If you enter the wrong code, a new image is created and you get another chance to enter it right.
My comment is constructive and friendly. 

To keep this a 'friendly' place: by participating
on this forum you grant us the right to remove
messages which in our opinion are inappropriate
or offensive without notice.
No ads please.

Spice up your posts with Phorum Code!

Did you know that if you login first that you can edit your own message
after you have posted it? Convenient for fixing those pesky spelling
mistakes. Another nice feature is that you can have replies to your
message send to you by e-mail. Also, as a 'trusted' user you don't have
to solve the math-problem. No login name? You can register here.

Brought to you by the Caribbean Hurricane Network and GoBeach Vacations

GoBeach Vacations ||
Your source for the best Caribbean vacation you've ever had!

| Caribbean Hurricane Network | Beaches | Restaurant Reviews | Island Map | Activities | Island History | Vacation Villas | Hotels\Guesthouses\Condos | Other Destinations | E-mail Us |