Looked over to my left and there was a woman in a
brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up
next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked
back she was halfway over in my lane, still working
on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me
so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked
the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion
of trying to straighten out the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my
legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined
the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected
an important call.

Darned women drivers ......


TGIF....Contessa

Good one!!! And what's even funnier is that it's actually the truth.

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