For Women Who Read.......


One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.


Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.


She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.


The peace and solitude are magnificent.


Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.


He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'


'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').


'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.


'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'


'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.


I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with lemonadeual assault,' says the woman.


'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.


'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'


'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


MORAL:

Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.


TGIF...... Contessa

Good one! Thanks.

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what? a lemonade assault?
There are certain words you can't use here, and a lemonade assault is hysterical!


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Right!
I read, but that word stumped me!
Too Funny!

lemonade equals s blank x here!

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Sex on the beach is a mixed drink.
Just checking.
I thought it would be "lemonade"

Augie;

I am an agnostic dyslexic who questions if there really is a dog.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/11/2008 02:00PM by Augie.

how did you do that?
lemonade
lemonadeual
lemonade on the beach

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/11/2008 02:33PM by Barbara1.

Actually, it sounds funnier the 'gobeach'way!!


Contessa

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/13/2008 12:22PM by Dane.