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Materialistic Atorney
Posted by: bigdenx (---.73.242.24.cfl.res.rr.com)
Date: May 23, 2008 07:11AM

An oldie but a good one....


A very successful lawyer parks his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he gets out, a truck passes too closely and completely rips off the door on the driver's side.

The lawyer immediately grabs his cell phone, dials 911, and within minutes a policeman pulls up. Before the officer has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically that his Lexus, which he had just bought the day before, is now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally calms down a bit, the officer shakes his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he says. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asks the lawyer.

The cop replies, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screams the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?!"

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Re: Materialistic Atorney
Posted by: OtherHalf (12.16.111.---)
Date: May 24, 2008 02:41AM

And what does this have to dowith St. Martin?

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Re: Materialistic Atorney
Posted by: contessa (---.bstnma.east.verizon.net)
Date: May 24, 2008 07:45AM

As a wife of an attorney, we've heard all the lawyer jokes. Some funny some not so funny. However, laughter is good for the heart & soul. Perhaps the time has come for Gert to have a 'chuckle' section. thumbs up


grinning smiley Contessa

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Re: Materialistic Atorney
Posted by: OtherHalf (12.16.111.---)
Date: May 26, 2008 10:30PM

At who's expense?

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Re: Materialistic Atorney
Posted by: CarolynandWalt (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: May 27, 2008 12:25PM

Personally, I enjoy the humor. It is a nice change of pace from all of the policital correctness around us.

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